Anti-stress doodle sesh
Stuff Graphic Design Students Say…
“Ooooh I love that font!” (Referring to signs, birthday cards, billboards etc…)
“That font sucks” (Referring to signs, birthday cards, billboards etc…)
“WTF did he make that in MS Paint?!”
“Comic Sans? Really? Hahaha”
“Papyrus? Really? Hahaha”
“Put a stroke on it”
“I just finished this like 5 minutes before class started”
“Psh, I could have done that better” (Referring to ads on daytime TV or local business logos)
“OMG that shit is so pixelated…”
“They totally made that in Illustrator”
“They totally made that in Photoshop”
“They totally made that in After Effects”
“Did you really use a gradient on that?”
“That’s some freshman work right there >_>”
“Someone needs to tell that person that they’re majoring in the wrong field”
“That is so off center…It’s driving me crazy!”
“It could use some more kerning”
“I don’t know if that color scheme is working…”
“If you just move this over just a taaaad, I think it’ll look great”
“What resolution did you use?”
“Cyan and Magenta? So tacky.”
“I’m gonna hit up Dafont.com”
“That looks dated as hell”
“Do you know where the nearest 24 hour Kinko’s is? This is due in like 4 hours…”
Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I’m looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes ” Oh my god, I’ve had the old bull now I want the young calf” and she grabs me by the weiner. The wonderful and hilarious John C Reilly here done by yours truly. Step Brothers is still funny every time I watch it x)
Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the fuck up!
